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absolute-rose asked: If you could switch lives with any super hero (have all of their abilities and knowledge, but you're still you), who would it be and why?

ohhhhh wow um

ok so I would love to be Spider-man but my fear of heights rules him out, I feel like? the whole swinging by a web thing would just terrify me.

for the same reason I’d rule any other flying super heros? Thor, iron man, falcon, etc.

I’d LOVE to be captain america: MUSCLES!!! also healing ability/etc) but that’s a LOT of pressure, especially if I’m still me. ain’t no one like cap ‘cept cap, u know?

I’m tempted to say groot just bc c’mon, groot, he’s adorable, but I would get pretty tired of being a plant tbh

I don’t know a whole lot of superheroes beyond the major marvel franchises tbh? is there a mermaid superhero? bc I pick them. I don’t even care who: I pick them.

maybe even Clint? I’ve always wanted to be able to shoot arrows.

OR: any of the young avengers tbh idek who

the point still stands about the mermaid thing tho

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dreamofbecoming:

Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:

  • If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
  • If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child

Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?

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I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

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Filed under let's talk about equality ive been avoiding reblogging ferguson stuff but I just fucking can't anymore my dad is a police officer: he's not a dick but he is naive and is of course always on the side of the police the police can be a force for good and change and justice but they can also be a force of oppression ARE a force for oppression and I wish we didn't just blindly assume the police are always in the right I wish we would look critically at the situation first and then decide our judgements i don't fucking know I'm just sick of if I've met most of the police here bc they're friends with my dad and for the most part I'm not fond of any of them most of them are assholes tbh

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