Posts tagged yes
Posts tagged yes
but seriously why can’t platonic kissing be a thing
like if i could tell me friend “hey i’m upset” and they gave me a smooch and played with my hair while watching a movie that’d just be the best
it’d definietly cheer me up like woah thank u
why does it need to have a romantic connotation why does it have to make things weird it’s just friends kissing that shouldn’t be weird so why is it
The truth is, I was bored.
My mother blissing ahead of me, rosebuds rising in her footsteps,
And I skulking behind, thinking,
Oh look. She walks in beauty.
Her power could boil rivers, if she chose.
She doesn’t choose. She scatters
Heliotrope behind her.
And me, I’ve no powers. I think she’d like
A decorative daughter. A link to the humans
She feeds with her scattered wheat.
A daughter wed to a swineherd’s just the thing
To show that Demeter’s a down-to-earth
Kind of goddess.
Do you know what swineherds talk about?
Diseases of, ways to cook;
“That ‘un’s got no milk for ‘er shoats;
Him, there, he’s got boggy trotters.”
And when he leaned in, smiling,
While we sat in a bower sagged with Mother’s honeysuckle,
When he said, “Now,
My herd’s growing and I’m thinking I could feed a wife—”
That’s when I snapped, I howled, I ran.
And when a hole opened up, a beautiful black, in all the pastels of my mother’s sowing.
Let me fix the lie: Nobody grabbed, nobody pulled.
I thought it was a tiny earthquake,
Thought I was killing myself,
Starting a long journey to Hades.
It was a more direct trip
Then I’d imagined—
I landed in his lap.
He just looked at me, said “Well,”
And kept driving his chariot down,
Flicked his leather reins near my face.
He did not give me flowers.
He never spoke of pigs.
Didn’t speak much at all. Just took me down in darkness
And did dark things.
I liked them.
I stumbled through his grey gardens, after,
Sore and smiling.
And the gardener said, “Little girl,
Little sunlit flower,
You belong in the world above.
Trust that they’ll come for nyou,
But while you wait
Don’t eat the food of the dead, for it will trap you here.”
And I said give me the fucking fruit.
But when I ate I could hear her howling,
See her spreading winter on the world.
My poor mother, who missed me after all;
My poor swineherd, starving.
Huddled up for warmth with the few he hadn’t eaten.
I spat out half the seeds.
So now I suffer through the summers,
Smile at the swineherd who tells me
Which shoat is off its feed.
Smile at my mother and walk behind her.
My powers have come to me now, and in her candy-colored wake I scatter
Sundew and flytrap, nettles and belladonna.
I smile and wait for November,
For when I come back to you.
Your clever cold hands and your hard black boots.
I don’t ask what the leather is made from.
I don’t think I want to know.
troll dave and human karkat
Top Avatar Cosplayers / Toph Bei Fong / by TophWei
- Idris Elba as James Bond
- Richard Ayoade as Q
8) 8) 8)
You don’t even know the noise that came out of my mouth when I saw this.
genderplay: cover songs that don’t gender/heteronormalize
1. be my husband (nina simone) by ed sheeran // 2. when you were mine (prince) by tegan and sara // 3. no angels (‘no scrub’ by tlc) by bastille // 4. sex and candy (marcy playground) by la chansons // 5. wherever, whenever (shakira) by mundy // 6. wicked games (the weeknd) by coeur de pirate // 7. this woman’s work (kate bush) by greg laswell // 8. electric feel (mgmt) by katy perry // 9. hot in herre (nelly) by jenny owen youngs // 10. alejandro (lady gaga) by all time low // 11. nothin’ in the world can stop me worryin’ bout that girl (the kinks) by feist // 12. you outta know (alanis morissette) by jonathan coulton // 13. hollaback girl (gwen stefani) by foals // 14. daniel (bat for lashes) by josh reichmann // 15. surfer girl (the beach boys) by cocorosie // 16. it’s my party (lesley gore) by kings of convenience // 17. whatever you like (t.i.) by anya marina // 18. girls just wanna have fun (cindi lauper) by starfucker // 19. i don’t wana know (mario winans) by florence + the machine // 20. you know i’m no good (amy winehouse) by arctic monekys // 21. just like heaven (the cure) by the watson twins
why can’t there be an au where the midnight crew aren’t a gang but they own a coffee shop and they call it the midnight brew and the felt are the competition across the street
thats all i want
HOW CAN I NOT HAVE FEELS OVER THIS
I can definitely get behind this.
#have you spoken to tom hiddleston recently? #you lot should start a support group #or a superhero team #just saying
Avengers Anonymous: All of them sitting in a circle crying because they’re not really the characters they play. Except Ruffalo, he’d just be in the back near the doughnuts and coffee and wondering why Evans is dressed in a Captain America onesie; Hiddleston with bucket on his head with cardboard horns taped on top; and RDJ wrapped in aluminum foil with glitter on it and a light bulb in the middle of his chest.
Someone (more talented than I) should draw that.
The reason Jane doesn’t believe Roxy’s mom is dead is because she met her at a book signing.
When asked what she thought of the book, Jane replied that she hadn’t read them, just that she was a friend of Miss Lalonde’s daughter.
After hearing this the author went silent, and she excused herself for a break after being asked, “Where is Roxy anyway?”
This is how she chose the name Roxy.
Ooooooooh, yes, yes, this is good :0
(Please listen with headphones!)
Haven’t done a pesterlog in a while and now I remember why, they always end up being so longggg. Thanks to Inky for being a wonderful scene partner and doing my patron troll proud. :]
Hope you enjoy!
can we talk about how flawless this eridan is
wow eridan feels
uh, hello new troll headcanons, how are you doin?
do you ever look at yourself and think “wow i am an annoying fuck”